Using GLOPP (Gluon Liquid Omega-Phased Plasma), the maniacal mech Morphix has transformed the creatures of New York City into an army of bloodthirsty mutants. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be pluming further depths so I can flush useless replies down the drain.Duke Nukem takes his Mighty Boot to the Big Apple. I guess Internet geeks are becoming a "parody of a parody" by "taking this shit seriously" i.e. Since you are the one invoking boxes of Kleenex TM I guess we can all see that you're guilty of your own accusation but that would be "too obvious". I'd be as exited if they announced a Joe & Mac Forever. "Why are you invoking digital tits and brotasticism? You do know that Duke Nukem first came out in 1991 right? You seem to read a lot in my comment: perhaps I was referring to the fact that Duke Nukem died a long time ago and this game is running on the fumes of its developmental history hype. I thought that the brotastic super-dumb tone of these trailers was getting to be too obvious, almost becoming a parody of a parody, but if there are people taking this shit seriously then there are clearly further depths to plumb. "Are you saying that when you were 15 you would have been rushing out to buy this game and a box of kleenex? I don't understand why anyone would think that this is a serious attempt to lure you in with the promise of digital tits. Didn't have as much wide spread appeal but they brought far more to the table in terms of mechanics and unique said: " said: " So passé: I'm not 15 anymore. The Duke side scrollers were also great games, up there with Mario. The level design is some of the best ever done and shits all over any FPS made in the last 10 years very intelligent maps and enemy encounters. Is that true? No, pokemon is a great game, but it's just as true as the statmeent you made. It's nothing more than a small children's game. But we can all pull the same thing on that title as well. Not to say those games are not great, they are. I'm sure duke will bring far more in that department than any addition to that series has since yellow. And for someone with a pokemon display picture, you surely don't have any problem with not having any clever or unique game play mechanics. How anyone can find this fun, I will never understand, are they introducing any clever and unique gameplay mechanics? No, this game is nothing more than about crude disgusting man-child humor.
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